So it's been eons since I've updated good ol' Bitter Bus.

I'm bored as hell right now sitting at LAX waiting for my flight to London, where I will attempt to enjoy a 6 hour layover before flying on to Budapest.

I actually got to the airport so early, that I had to wait 30 minutes before they'd let me check in for my flight. Since I had ample time, I figured I'd pony up and pay the $10 for internet access - at least it's speedy.

I'm flying on Air France's new non-stop LAX-London Heathrow flight. I don't know why, but I didn't expect as many French people to be on the flight. It reminded me of the movie French Kiss where she hears the guy next to her talking and goes "uhg, you're French...aren't you?!?" To which he replies, "I don't like the way you say that 'you're French' with your nose all scrunched up.

Anyway, I texted Ms Pants that and she - like only she can with me - replied with the movie quote "you people make my ass twitch." It literally made me laugh out loud. If you've seen the movie, you'll understand the reference and significance.

Okay, I'm off. More updates later - perhaps in London or maybe at the hotel in Budapest.